Hiram Holliday |
Joel Smith |
Harrison Prescott |
Hiram's Umbrella |
Monsieur Cerveaux |
Villains |
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He's shy and unassuming, but that doesn't mean he can't take care of himself, and anyone else who needs his help, too. When his friend Joel is kidnapped, Hiram swims out to the ship with a load of magnetic mines, saves Joel and the spy for whom they were mistaken, getting them both back to shore. Then small and delicate Hiram carries his much bigger friend out of the water, across the sand and doesn't even seem to be breathing hard. Needing to get somewhere fast, Hiram takes off in an airplane and almost lands it on the carrier. Well, they never said he was perfect. Just pretty darn close. Whether it's running on the tops of trains, hitching a ride on the back of a car, or turning a dangerous stallion into a pussycat, Hiram knows what to do and when to do it. He'll take on the bad guys armed only with his umbrella, and leave them in the dirt. Need him to jump off a tower into a circus pool? No problem. Have a cobra you need calmed. Trust Hiram to know the way to hypnotize it back into its basket. And just ignore the bad guys in the corner swaying along with the snake.
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Wally Cox was once in a commercial that was never aired because he pulled open his shirt a bit and showed some of his undershirt. That was in the very conservative 50's. Yet you'll see a lot more of Hiram Holliday than an undershirt. If he's not in a swim suit, he's in a sarong. And if he's not running around half dressed, he's running around in a dress. Well, a harem outfit to be more accurate.
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This was a male bonding show before the phrase became popular. Look for Hiram and you'll find Joel. And even though its his job to write up Hiram's adventures, sort of like a paid Dr. Watson, you know that he's happy to do what he can for his friend, and that it's really more than a job. Joel's faith in Hiram is absolute. When the spy for whom they're mistaken gives up hope, Joel never does. Against all reason and arguments Joel knows with unquestioning faith that Hiram will find a way to save him. And Hiram will. There's nothing of the naive waif about Hiram. He perfectly well recognizes the falsity of the story told by the woman, but he's willing to go with her because she was the last one to see Joel. Hiram doesn't walk in ignorance, but in faith and purpose. He will find his friend and he will save him. It's all very simple because Hiram's faith is that simple and that true.
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Like Star Trek and Man From Uncle, and a hundred other shows, Hiram's adventures usually had a bimbo of the week. But where Kirk and Napoleon took advantage of every female opportunity, Hiram is the consummate gentleman with no intention of getting involved. He's a romantic hero who loves sharing Shelley's poetry by carrier pidgeon, or taking a lady onto the dance floor. But when the dance is over, Hiram is more than happy to leave the women behind and go on with the important things of life - his monogram on pidgeons or his photography of a rare mouse. Women are set decorations, but not playthings.
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01 | Attache Case | Oct 03, 1956 | A mild-mannered proofreader for a city newspaper finds a misplaced comma and saves the paper from a lawsuit. The grateful publisher, seeing the potential for his paper in the form of future stories, rewards Hiram with a round-the-world trip, accompanied by reporter Joel Smith. |
02 | Lapidary Wheel | Oct 10, 1956 | On his way to Scotland from London, Hiram shares his compartment with a turbaned man whose part in their conversation is inhibited by the knife in his back. But every attempt to explain the problem to the constable on board is thwarted as the man disappears. Then the man's cobra disappears. What's behind all this is the large diamond the man was returning to India, guarded by his cobra. When the thieves decide that Hiram is a thief who got there first, the woman in the group decides that being on Hiram's side would be smart. The bad guys have guns but Hiram has a secret weapon. He has the cobra. Where's Joel? He's in the dining room trying to finish dinner while Hiram goes back and forth with the constable. |
03 | False Monarch | Oct 17, 1956 | Because of his striking resemblance to a visiting king, Hiram agrees to impersonate the king while they're in Scotland. When someone tries to kill Hiram, he becomes suspicious of the real king's motives for the exchange. |
04 | Hollow Umbrella | Oct 24, 1956 | A strange message that Hiram finds in the hollow handle of an umbrella in Paris leads him to a Paris nightclub, where he gets to show off his moves as an Apache dancer, before posing as a circus trapeze artist. |
05 | Sea Cucumber | Oct 31, 1956 | Hiram is looking for an unusual sea plant, but a band of international spies suspects him of other aims. |
06 | Gibralter Toad | Nov 07, 1956 | On the island of Gibraltar looking for a rare species of toad, Hiram becomes involved with a group of gypsies and ends up being accused by the British army of conspiring to blow up the place. |
07 | Monaco Hermit Crab | Nov 14, 1956 | Hiram tries out his roulette system at Monte Carlo and becomes the owner of a yacht, while attempting to foil a plot to flood the US with counterfeit money. |
08 | Hawaiian Hamzah | Nov 21, 1956 | Joel isn't quite sure what a "hamzah" is, even after Hiram tries to explain that it's a no longer used Hawaiian consonant. But that's okay with Joel. The food is good and there's a hula dancer. But dinner is interrupted by a blackout and, when the lights come back on, the dead body on the floor. Hiram discovers a large pen that is meant to be used in a military ceremony in Pearl Harbor, and it's a while before he discovers that the pen is really a secret weapon that will, when dipped in the water, freeze the entire harbor into solid ice. |
09 | Swiss Titmouse | Nov 28, 1956 | Hiram's quest to record the mating call of the Swiss Titmouse is interrupted by his need to save the life of a boy king. |
10 | Wrong Rembrandt | Dec 05, 1956 | On the Paris train ferry, Hiram's paintings, copies of famous originals, are confused with the stolen originals. |
11 | Dancing Mouse | Dec 12, 1956 | Hiram tries out his handmade camera on a Japanese dancing mouse he's followed under a tent at the Genoa fairground. Unfortunately, in the background are two plotters who would prefer not to be on camera. They want Hiram's camera and Hiram has no intention of giving it to them. While Joel tries to persuade the local constabulary of Hiram's danger, Hiram emerges from the tunnel of love with the female henchwoman covering him with lipstick kisses. Some danger thinks the locals. |
12 | Christmas in Vienna | Dec 19, 1956 | It seems everywhere he goes, Hiram finds royalty. In Vienna for Christmas, Hiram discovers that a young boy King is being held captive. |
13 | Romantic Pigeon | Dec 26, 1956 | Instead of being able to work on his research into homing pidgeons, Joel and Hiram are sent off by their newspaper employer to get an interview with a famous Dutch scientist who has invented a formula for atomic power. Hiram insists on bringing along his pidgeon which has been playing cupid by bringing poetry back and forth between Hiram and some unknown woman. The woman quickly becomes known, but her description of her romantic hero isn't Hiram. It isn't until she sees Hiram in action with his umbrella saving her father, the very scientist he and Joel were looking for, that the girl realizes who the real romantic hero is. |
14 | Sturmzig Cunieform | Jan 02, 1957 | Hiram and Joel arrive in Sturmzig just as they're about to choose their new king. Unfortunately for Hiram, that turns out to be him. And even though he's won a throne and a queen, Hiram is perfectly happy to abdicate when he finds what he really wants - an antique tablet incised with cunieform writing. |
15 | Moroccan Hawk Moth | Jan 09, 1957 | Hiram is searching for a rare moth but discovers, instead, a plot by an evil sheik to assassinate four world leaders. While foiling the plot, Hiram dresses in a harem costume. The dancer in this episode is Maureen Hingert, Miss Ceylon 1956. |
16 | Unkissed Bride | Jan 16, 1957 | On their way back to the US, Hiram is tricked into smuggling stolen gems and entering into a false marriage to Madeline, played by Jacqueline Beer, Miss France 1956 and the secretary on 77 Sunset Strip. |
17 | Shipwrecked Ancestor | Jan 30, 1957 | Exploring the genealogy of an ancestor, Hiram is shipwrecked off Africa. In this episode, Hiram also plays the part of at least 5 other characters. |
18 | Ersatz Joel | Feb 13, 1957 | An international spy ring decides that the way to enroll Hiram into their group is through his friend Joel, so one of the spies undergoes plastic surgery to pose as Joel. |
19 | Hiram's Holiday | Feb 20, 1957 | Trying to save England's economy from being wrecked by the theft of the engraving plate for the British pound, Hiram is mistaken by Scotland Yard for one of the counterfeiters. |
20 | Misguided Missile | Feb 27, 1957 | The space race was on in 1957, and the hot topic appeared on the show as Hiram switches identities with a French scientist as he tries to protect the secrets of the first Earth satellite. Since Sputnik went up in October of 1957, we're forced to assume that Hiram was ultimately unsuccessful. |
21 | Pasto Duro?? | Oct 23, 1959 | . |
22 | The Adventure of the Vanishing House | Oct 30, 1959 | Hiram foils the attempted robbery of the Bank of France by criminals tunneling from a nearby house. This plot has many similarities with the Sherlock Holmes story, The Red-headed League. |
23 | The Adventure of the Surplus General | Dec 11, 1959 | Hiram saves the imprisoned King of Borokavia. |
24 | The Adventure of the Diamond Eater | Dec 18, 1959 | Hiram foils a plot by an imposter pretending to be a Hindu potentate, who claims he is owed tribute of his weight in diamonds. |
25 | Amontillado | Unaired | . |
26 | The Adventure of the Invisible Man | Unaired | . |
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NJ Governor Lewis Morris |
Breese Family |
Lincoln Trial Judge Advocate Henry L. Burnett |
President George W. Bush |
Father Bradley Van Deusen |
Mother Jean Van Deusen |