I, (your lowly servant) am 
A follower of Mr. Lamb, 
My humble aim is to complete 
His essay on cremated meat, 
And formulate a moral view 
For bashful youngsters such as you. 

As far as Lamb's own tale's concerned, 
The house (with pig intact) was burned 
The fellow touched the roasted hide 
And promptly had his finger fried, 
And brought it to his tongue to ease 
The Burn, and then the fool Chinese 
(Oh such is culinary fate) 
Began to strongly salivate, 
And taking to its flavor, He 
Devoured its entirety.