Oh! Wigglebaum Sniglekauwitzer, -- 
Was an Irish-Slavakian-Russ. 
He embarked on the mud-boat "Whokissedher" 
To teach Yankee girlies to fuss. 
He went to a frat-dance at collitch - 
He was grabbed by a beautiful "femme" - 
She said "I'm tired of knowledge, 
Of Rhet 2 and Physics and Chem. 
Let's go for a walk in Urbana - 
We'll forget all this sadness et-cet, 
Come with mama out here in the moonlight, 
And see how a co-ed can pet." 

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Oh! Wigglebaum Sniglekauwitzer, -- 
Was an Irish-Slavakian-Russ. 
He embarked on the mud-boat "Whokissedher" 
With his map in a terrible muss! 

         The Blind Tiger.